Apparently God Loves Fags and Hates the Fly-over People.

On Monday the right to marry was finally extended to all consenting adults looking to create a committed union under California state law.

Truly a great day in California and one that was long over due.

Tuesday morning I was so happy to wake to find that the world hadn’t gone to hell in a hand-basket. To the contrary the weather this week has just become more beautiful here in Sodom by the Bay and there has been a complete lack of Sodomites being turned to pillars of salt.

Strangely god seems really pissed off at the Mississippi Valley. They have experience record rain fall and massive flooding.

Perhaps they should get right with god and allow all adults to enjoy the rights guaranteed to them under the Constitution.

Matthew

Comments

[susan]

Ah, but I'd take a flood over an earthquake any day.

[Matthew]

Susan,

Have you been in earthquake? Boom! It is over. Now clean up.

In the US flood are much more devastating than earthquakes. Toss in tornedos and huricannes and you a whole lot going on.

Give me my wild fire and earthquakes as long as I can live in god's country.

Red states experience much more death and destruction from natural disasters than blue states.

As natural disasters are generally known as 'Acts of Gods.' Seems god is not happy with states high with church goers. AKA red states.

I am guessing the red states need to get right by god. Which means getting right with gays.

-Matthew

If only the rest of the country will follow